Dogma

Thu - July 29, 2004

Well, I'm Not a Newsmaker

"Well, we're not quite ready to believe that this is true, and our great ~~War~~ Peace President is a 'scrip junkie, just on the say so of a relatively obscure web news site. We're not the type of scoundrel like, say, Instapundit or Roger Simon, who run with every smear Drudge sees fit to put on his website, ready to latch onto any potentially damaging accusation against those who differ with us politically... But, on the other hand, it would 'splain a lot."

"For those pondering the age-old question as to what a man wears beneath his kilt, in Reuben's case it will be an Active 5+ Junior Pampers nappy."

"He gestured to himself and said, 'The best part of the Convention is right here. This is uncontrolled and spontaneous.' And that's the thing. These guys see themselves as newsmakers."

Personally, I'd go with "The Rising."

Remember, drink responsibly: "Is there anything not worth drinking to?"

Posted at 06:42 PM